this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker
shit gets real in the baking fandom
i guess you could say they were
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
young adult authors everywhere (via klefable)
#And she was an old soul who raised herself, also her eyes were deep pools
#And she didn’t wear makeup but it was okay because she had flawless skin anyway
#Additionally she was so kooky and crazy, but only the adorable, functioning in life kind, where she built little paper ships and put them on her head #not the extreme-ocd-i-am-unable-to-leave-the-house or i-have-panic-attacks-and-it-feels-like-i-am-dying way.
#She could say <3 out loud #with perfect pronunciation and though not every guy melted #that one loner guy who played by his own rules who had built a tower of ice around his soul was warmed by her quirky campiness.
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